Personal Metaphor

1. If I were a animal I would be a Camel because I drink constantly.
2. If I were a car I would be Ford F150 Because I have power.
3. If I were a article of clothing I would be shirt because their the center of attention
4. If I were a day of the week I would be Monday because Monday is evil.
5. If I were a food item I would be a steak because I have hidden flavor.
6. If I were a color I would be gold because I would be worth a lot of money.
7. If I were a movie I would be 300 because of the violence and gore.
8. If I were a fragrance I would be flower because to me they don't have a smell.
9. If I were a type of building I would be a skyscraper because I'm tall.
10. If I were a plant I would be a Thorn bush because I don't like to be touched.
11. If I were a musical instrument I would be a drum set because I make a lot of noise.
12. If I were a geometric shape I would be a circle because I am unpredictable.
13. If I were a piece of furniture I would be a rocking chair because I like to relax.
14. If I were a song I would be American soldier because I like America
15. If I were a appliance or machinery I would be a drill be cause I screw everything up.
16. If I were a television character I would be sponge bob because I'm full of pointless jokes.
17. If I were a season of the year I would be winter because I love being cold.
18. If I were a natural phenomenon I would be a tornado because I like to make a mess.
19. If I were a cartoon or comic character I would be batman because I like his video games.
20. If I were a word I would be Funny because I am funny.